Burn The Bandwagon

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Carl….

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and-thats-why-you-are-a-homocorn:

pivitol-nightmare:

lifeaccordingtoali:

rghjs:

Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.

Other “zombie” related incidents

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.

5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.

5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.

5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.

5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.

5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.

5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.

Well.

omg no no no no no no NOPE nuh-uh.

ugh thats so cool omg

Looks like those two had a real ‘face-off’

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randompotatoftw:

bestnatesmithever:

chuckhistory:

I hadn’t seen or heard much from The Frogman in a while, so I went to his page, to see if he had blocked me, because I told him that I didn’t love his dog drugs post a while back.

What I found was that The Frogman’s life is in some serious fucking disarray right now, as you can read here, basically he is having health issues and his house flooded.

I feel really bad for him, but I don’t have cash on hand to send him or buy one of his tshirts.

BUT

I came up with a fucking brilliant plan- I started clicking all his banner ads.

I am sure it is against his contract with Google to ask people to click his ads, just so he can get money, but I have no such contract with Google. Besides, maybe some of you want an anti snoring mask or a trip to Disney.

Soooo, if you like The Frogman and the stupid shit he makes, you should take the 43 seconds out of your life to go click on his banner ads, and maybe help him get his life back together, so he can make more stupid shit for you to laugh at.

thefrogman.me

I’m doing this. I recommend it to everyone. I have missed seeing the Frogman on my dash.

Get this out there. Now.

Yea! I love the Frogman! Help him out guys!

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breaking news

shavingryansprivates:

scientists discover in a recent study that air is that thing we breathe

you can stop asking now

CNN in the corner, hahaha

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elevatormusicent:

Simple mistake made cool ;o) video!!

supsteven:

fidiot:

n0-lie:

j0hnnysniper:

shorturl:

nzafro:

My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi.

kjasgkjsbg

oh my fucking god.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

omg hes adorablee

LMFAO. OMG I CAN’T EVEN. DEAD

I’m crying. Dead.

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*dad picks up ringing phone

AND WITHOUT EVEN CHECKING WHO IT IS

“nashville sperm bank: you squeeze it we freeze it”

then with a puzzled look turns to me and says

“they totally just hung up on me”

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kablizzy:

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danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THE YOLK IS THE SHIT BABY CHICKENS FEED ON? AND A LOT OF BIRD BREEDERS FEED CHICKEN PERIODS TO THEIR BREEDING BIRDS BECAUSE THE BIRDS LOVE IT AND IT’S FUCKING FOOD FOR THEM AND THEIR CHICKS. THEY EVEN FEED IT TO CHICKENS.

SHIT GUYS WE BETTER TELL THEM BIRD BREEDERS THAT BIRDS COME FROM EGGS.

These pictures are really cool

oh pretentious vegan….

this grossed me out a lot though… cus i went out for breakfast once and there was blood ijn my egg and ive never been able to eat them since really….

fuck yall’ for this. man………………

mmmm.

don’t you dare try to make me feel bad for eating what you don’t.

Seriously, if eggs are chicken periods, then consider me a chicken tampon cause I sop dat shit UP!

Man, I want to go hard-boil a dozen eggs and then scramble another dozen and go to *town* on those bad-boys.